malu ke nk berhenti kerja ke???

malu-giler-rase-nk-nyorok-muka-dlm-tanah-day

situation 1
phone rang and nobody there except one pakcik at 6 tables away from me, so i answered the call

"ya encik..nk ckp ngn siapa?encik mail?skejap ye"

with 100% confident,

"encik mail! encik mail!"


............. *no response* (x dengar kot..)

tuned my voice louder

"ENCIK MAIL!ENCIK MAIL!"

yup..it worked..he heard me

"encik mail? sy bukan encik mail..saya encik mi..encik mail pergi kursus"

"ouh..ye ek?mintak maaf" DAMN!!!
and the worst part was, that on the line guy who desperately wanted to talk to Encik Mail burst out laughing.. DAMN AGAIN!!


situation 2

chit chat with Kak Ani (one of my office-mate)
bla bla bla

me: kak ani ade berapa anak?
k.ani : 3 org.yg besar tingkatan 2, yg kecik drjah 2..
me: o0o0o0...so yg coming ni no 4 la ye ( while pointed to her sweet-preggy-mom-stomach)
k.ani: mane ade coming dik oi..ni badan aku yg besar la...
me: (deadly shocked) o0o0..mntak maaf kak...

DAMN!!DAMN!!DAMN!!!
i think i should call this situation as kau-x-sayang-mulut-ye-?-!


arghhhhh!!!

bb, malu giler b!!!!

jumaat, isnin, rabu, ahad, sabtu, isnin.. eh..isnin dah ke td???

my schedule is jumbling upside down right now....
hurghhh...
overdue few things ....
the word 'postponed' is all over my daily organizer...

adoi..
seriously, i need to re-schedule everything....
with exams, assignment, parties, prom (mati la..), after-graduation vacation and all....
proper time management is a MUST....
go go go!!!!
i can do this!!! eh.. i MUST do this!!!!

adab

masuk umah orang x leh ke kalo bagi salam??
ni hentam je bukak pintu...
ade niat x baek la tu???
xde adab
biadap!!!

i'm vain

saya sangat rasa ntah hape2
bkn disebabkan fyp
bkn disebabkan final exam (which i won't take any this sem...yay!!!!)
bkn disebabkan masalah boipren
tapi
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disebabkan
saya tertinggal semua telekung di rumah kuantan
sgt la loser kn??
sgt la ntah hape2 kn??
rasa2 nye saya ade bnyk telekung kt melaka ni...
rupe2 nye semua dah hangkut bawak blk.....
nmpk gaya nye,
kena la beli telekung baru jap lagi....
haishhhhhhhhhhhhh

nampak sangat tipu

nine in the morning...
kring..kring...kring...

me: (dengan mamai nye) hello...

orang: (dengan slang hendon) halo..encik..saya encik hafizi dari menara celcom yang bertempat di kuala lumpur

me:ye.. (tak tanya pun)

orang: adakah ini nombor 013-647xxxx?

me:.........

orang: halo

me: ye

orang: tahniah encik!! kerana telah memenangi hadiah RM5000 utk cabutan no telefon bertuah bagi bulan ini..jadi kami hendak serahkan cek ini melalui ATM. encik ade akaun Maybank?

me:(suara tak excited langsung) tak de la

orang: suami encik ada akaun maybank?

me:(suami?? wtf? bb x meminang pn lagi kot..) SUAMI saya pn xde akaun maybank

orang: jadi, bagaimana hendak kami serahkan cek ini?

me: awak simpan je la hadiah tu.saya hadiahkan kepada awak

orang: ouh..ok (smbil meletak telefon dengan begitu cepat)



nmpk sangat tipu...
last time, they called pikah for the exact same reason..
nonsense!!
hey man, u think money just come to you that easy is it?
u think ppl gonna believe such a bullshit?
u think i'm stupid?
huh..
nothing comes for free la...
if u want something, u must work for it..
u can't just sit and wait...
money doesn't grow on trees....

dup dap dup dap

i'm running out of time!!!!!!!!
the due date is tomorrow!!!
and i'm not finished yet!!!!
wish me luck guys....
hadoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

saya tak suka

saya tak suka
tido lepas subuh.
sbb kalau saya tido,
ble saya bgn nnti,
saya akan jadi pemalas,
tak produktif,
pemalas lagi,
dan tak sedar diri minggu depan kena hantar fyp.
saya tak suka tido lepas subuh.
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tapi,
saya tertido jugak lepas subuh!!!!
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
dan saya dah jadi pemalas skarang ni!!!!!
dan,
saya tak suka!!!!!!!!!!!!

tau baca tak??

symptoms of PMS (premenstrual syndrome)

• Fatigue: This is the most common symptom of PMS. Women with PMS may feel so tired they can barely get through the day. Some women also may have trouble sleeping at night.

• Tension and irritability: A woman with PMS may feel very on edge. Small annoyances seem huge. Often her response is out of proportion to the problem.

• Difficulty concentrating: Many women with PMS find it hard to do things that require concentration, such as balancing a checkbook, following recipes, or making business decisions. They may also be forgetful.

• Anger: During PMS, normal feelings of anger are often exaggerated. A woman may be more argumentative and lash out at those around her.

• Depression: Sadness and crying easily are common feelings related to PMS. At times the sadness may feel profound and inconsolable.

• Food cravings: Some women crave particular foods, such as sweets or salt. Others find their appetite for almost any food increases.

• Breast tenderness: Many woman experience swelling and soreness around their nipples or breasts.

• Bloating in the abdomen, hands, and legs: Some women with PMS gain weight. Others have fluid shifts to the abdomen, hands, and legs that make them feel uncomfortably swollen or puffy.

• Headaches: Duration and severity of headaches vary from woman to woman, but are common during PMS.

credit

people just don't understand ME...and they won't understand....

monster

pms+sappy+emo+starving+bloating = ME

duhhhhhhh.....
and
the worst part is when people don't understand ME

guys, help me!!!!

i don't know what happen...i lost all my blog list...!!!!!
both from the family's link and friend's link!!!!!
so guys, could you please drop your blog link into the comment box or the chat box...
i don't wanna miss neither the updates nor the gossips from you guys..
so, please do me a favour okay...
appreciate it!!!

you ruined it!!!!

this morning, i had period cramp..
and it hurt so bad...
instead of smells franck olivier or paris hilton, i smelled minyak angin..
while abah, ibu & adik2 were visiting suadara-mara, i just stayed in the car...
this whole PMS thingy ruined my hari raya!!!
abah cancelled few berhari raya plans because of me!!
please don't put the blame on me okay...i just couldn't stand the pain...

arghhhhh

my FYP part 1 presentation was a disaster....
but hell i care..let bygones be bygones.....
it was such a relief to finish the presentation....
one more presentation to go....
and after that, balik kampung for hari raya!!!!!!!
i only have maybe 3 days for the hari raya celebration because i'm having final exams on 28/9 and 5/10
till then, i'll enjoy my hari raya gile2 punye....
i'm gonna eat all the rendang and ketupat and the kueh raya and pulut kuning till i drop....


note:- bb's FYP presentation was superb...i'm proud of u, bb..

%^&#$@*&@$#%!!!!!!

damn u, a huge pervetic brat!!!!!!
girls, watch your garments out!!!


now, because of this pervert,i can see my cash flying away!!!!
arrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

frustrated

i always get blamed for everything.....
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kenape ek??

44..43..42...41...40...39..what???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm losing weight!!!!!!
and the worst thing is ramadhan has not yet started....
and usually, my KGs will going away throughout ramadhan.....
OMG!!! what should i do now?????
i'm totally screwed!!!
*sigh*

yes!! i did a "good job"!!!

past few days, i'd been looking for a cinderella movie..but not the cartoon version... i remembered that they got a real-version-of-cinderella...but man.. i can't remember the title.. so, i just simply download a movie that has 'cinderella' printed on the title..

and i did a "good job"!!!

instead of download
this


or this..





i downloaded this!!!!


yes..clap..clap... i did a "good job" of ruining my mood....
3 days of downloading just blew away....*sigh*

note:- next time, google it out...

damn la

could all of u please stop bothering his life????????????????????
aku gaduh ngn die sbb korang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aku x berckp ngn die sbb korang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aku kne marah sbb korang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aku nangis sbb korang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
semua sbb korang semua!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn u!!!!
go get a life la weh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
shit la!!!
damn!!!

h.e.l.p

it is easy for u to ask for helping hand from others,
but, when others do the same thing to you,
there are so many words and excuses..
so, why on earth, u take something from others if u can't give them back???


*frustrated*

kilogram

OMG!!
i lost 2 kg!!!
and i'm so disappointed...
shessshhhh
i need those few kilograms
so that people won't getting confused between me and a door
or maybe a broom stick...
haih..

s.t.a.l.k

if u hate stalker
and
if u don't want to be stalked
don't ever use the internet
biatch!!!!



note:- i am referring to nobody
just sick of reading some blogs...
hehehe...